Friday, December 19, 2008

Top 10 Beauty Tips For The Rest Of Us




NOTE: The following is inteded to be humorous. Trying anything on this list is to be done at your own risk. But if you actually try #2, you're not very bright.


Top 10 Beauty Tips For The Rest Of Us

1. Have a pimple in the middle of your forehead? Tell people you are part unicorn and your magical powers are about to fully manifest.

2. To whiten your teeth... two words: White Out

3. Got dry skin? Stay in water at all times.

4. Need to remove stains from clothes? One word: scissors.

5. Got greasy hair? Tell people you are cultivating a naturally renewable, eco-friendly fuel alternative.
6. Got excess body hair? Braid it. Add beads for a touch of bling.

7. Oily skin? See #5.

8. Got frizzy, dry or brittle hair? Tell people you are the primary supplier for new eco-friendly brillo pad alternative.

9. Over-weight? Tell people that their eyes are formatted to wide screen and you have been formatted for tv.

10. Broken, chipped or brittle fingernails? Tell people that they got that way while you were mangling a fashionista who criticized your appearance.

That's it for now....so go forth and be thyself!

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Fashion Faux Pas - A guide to getting it right!




Fashion Faux Pas


By:Katie G.



Fashion violations demand attention, their existence is prominent but ever-so avoidable. Unassuming fashion victims must learn - there are just things you don’t do! Yes there are plenty of rules in the fashion world but they are easy to follow and easy to learn. As vein as it may seem, no matter who you are, where you live or what you do, people are constantly judging you based on your appearance. Sadly there is no way around this fact and while it’s not fair to judge a book by its cover, it doesn’t hurt to put a little effort into making it look good. Here are some fashion rules and guidelines to keep you from getting hit by the fashion police!

The Canadian Tuxedo – Mixed Denim

A childhood friend of mine was convinced that she was going to name her poor children Denim and Lace, yikes. I’m sure she’s moved onto naming those future rug rats after more sophisticated fabrics but we can learn a little lesson – Don’t ever mix denim and Lace, and even more so, DON’T Ever MIX DENIM. There is nothing that makes my eyes madder than seeing mixed denim because no matter how cute the style of the clothes, it simply doesn’t match. As a rule of thumb, avoid too much of any denim at all costs. Match your cute jeans jacket with a pair of Kaki pants. Don’t buy jeans that have different denim as the pocket. Run far, far away from the Canadian Tuxedo!

Nerd Alert - Sandals and Socks

Maybe the biggest fashion No No of summer is the Sandals and Socks rule. No matter how cool you think those Tevas are, they don’t go with socks, period. Wearing socks with your Sandals really defeats the purpose and more importantly, well, it looks like crap. If you’re nervous about showing your feet avoid sandals all together, if you need to wear socks at work wear a shoe that covers your feet. I hate to say it but the combination is a certified Nerd Alert…Use sandals right and no one gets hurt!

The Mother of all Clashes - Navy Blue & Black

Both Navy Blue and Black are neutral colors and both go with a lot of different colors; what they don’t go with are each other. Mixing navy blue and black is a major fashion mistake. In some lights you may find it hard to differentiate the two but get out in the sun and the clash is noticeable, noticeable and very bad. Match black shirts with black shoes match navy with anything but black: try cream, white, beige or brown. If you notice you’re wearing any combination of navy and black, change immediately!

More Taboos:

Scrunchies
Cow Boy Hats
Exposed Underwear
Acid-Washed Anything
Clothes your husband or boyfriend wore
High-Wasted Pants
Cleavage Overload
Dressing too young for your age
Wearing pajamas out of bed
Clothes that are too tight – Avoid the muffin top!

Faux Pas now No Flaw – Horizontal Stripes

Sometimes the most major don’ts end up being major fashion Do’s. Horizontal stripes are now in…What? Lately many lunch-skipping celebrites like the Olsen twins have been pulling the stripes off. InStyle Magazine reports that according to designer Kyutae Kim, “Wearing Variegated stripes can actually highlight your favorite features.��? Not sold? I’m not sure I am either, horizontal stripes make you look wider because the pattern plays tricks on your eyes. According to the Wall Street Journal in the article The New Skinny on Horizontal Stripes: “Robert Verdi, a stylist and host of Style Network's "Fashion Police" show, says stripes can be more flattering now because many fabrics are made with Lycra, which makes the stripes skim the body. Still, he says women whose bra size is larger than a C-cup, or who have more than an eight-inch difference between their waist and hip measurements should avoid horizontal stripes.��? So, if you’re comfortable in vertical stripes and especially comfortable with your curves I guess by all means give the look a try, it’s no longer a Faux Paw, for now…



About the Author:

Written by Katie G. at http://www.zestbit.com



Article Source: Content-Syndication.org




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Saturday, September 6, 2008

Finding Your Fashion Colors

What's your shade?
When it comes to choosing the right colors to wear, it's all about your skintone. You want to appear to have a fresh, healthy look, but if you don the wrong colors, it can make you look overly pale or washed out, and in some cases, downright sickly. So, before you start picking and choosing colors, you should first determine your skin tone type. There are two basic characteristics that will determine your colors.
The basic options are warm or cool and clear or muted.

The overall tone of your skin will fall into one of four categories. Coloring is based on the seasons; Winter, Spring, Summer and Autumn. Each one of these has a palate of colors that will most likely suit you best. But first,let's find out what your skin tone is.

Warm skin tones tend to have yellow undertones, and cool skin tones tend towards blue undertones. These undertones are usually quite subtle and not easily noticed at first.

If your complexion is sallow, or if it appears to be somewhat golden, then you can consider yourself to have a warm skin tone. Blue undertones often have red cheeks, slightly ruddy or somewhat splotchy, and are usually pale. These are considered to be cool skin tones.

Clear skin tones are generally easy to notice. There is usually a sharp contrast between you hair, eyes and skin, and you will have what is a almost translucent quality to your complexion. Some might even say that your skin seems to radiate light (Meg Ryan is a good example of this).

Muted skin tones will have less of a contrast and often has an ash tone. You skin coloring will usually be softer than people with “clear” tones.

If you skin tone is warm and clear, then you are a spring. If you are cool and clear, then you are a winter. Warm and muted signifies that you are an autumn, and cool and muted means you are a summer.

If you look at yourself in the mirror and are still unsure of what your tone is, a simple test you can try is the “gold and silver” test. Just stand in front of the mirror and put a piece of metallic gold near your face, then do the same with silver. You will be able to see more of a bluish or yellow tint, which will tell you if you are warm or cool in skin tone.

Spring Colors

Spring colors are clear and bright. Yellow undertones and bright greens are common for this season. If you are a spring, then your colors can basically be taken from a bouquet of spring flowers, like tulips or daffodils. Red-orange, coral, yellow, etc... are all spring colors. Think bright, youthful and vibrant.

Summer Colors

These colors are also bright and clear, but tend to have blue undertones. Emerald green, royal blue, violet, red, white etc... are summer colors. Summer flowers, like petunias, red roses and pink geraniums are a good guide to summer colors.

Autumn Colors

These colors are tend to be earthy rich. There are a lot of golden hues everywhere you look in the fall. Ambers, deep reds like burgundy, browns, burnt orange, teal, rust and avocado green are the most common colors for you. The shades are generally deep, rich colors that almost seem to evoke a sense of warm security.

Winter Colors

The colors for winter are generally cool with blue undertones. Basically you are looking for the pastel version of summer colors, like pale blue, seafoam, light grey, light pink, country blue, mauve, etc... During the winter, the vibrant colors of nature in the summer have faded into shadows of their former selves. An easy way to determine winter colors is to think of bright cheery colors and imagine looking at them through a medium to heavey frost. The colors will be substantially toned down.

Remember! You are not necessarily limited to wearing the colors from your seasonal palate. It is not unusual to find a color from another palate that looks great on you, so don't be afraid to explore. These are just general guidelines, not law!

A sample of some of the popular colors in fashion for 2008 – 2009 seasons can be seen below.

Spring & Summer 2009

Fall & Winter 2008



Happy shopping!

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